Man With Assault Weapon Attends Obama Protest

Today, I read about an Arizona man attending a protest at an event attended by President Obama. The headlines described the event as a 'disturbing trend' and that it had a 'chilling effect' on the crowd. Really? GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!!

Man up, you liberal pussies! Those big, scary guns you're so afraid of keep your sorry asses safe and free. Do you think the U. S. would still be here, in it's present form, if not for the fact that our citizenry has, and exercises the right to keep and bear arms? I'll answer that for you..... NO!!!!! Why don't you lilly-livered cowards grow a pair and realize America is much safer with those weapons than without them? Every nation that has ever stripped it's citizens of the right to own weapons has had an agenda. Hitler took weapons from Germany's citizens and gave us the Holocaust as a result. The same thing is happening all over Africa right now. I guess what I really want to ask you is: Do YOU want someone to kick in your door in the dead of the night because they are positive you don't have any way to protect yourself? Sure, you can dial 911, but if an officer isn't close by, chances are your pompous ass won't be alive by the time they arrive.

Some of you say Great Britain and Australia have gun control laws and they're safe. Do you know why? They are our cousins. If anyone messes with them, they have to deal with us, too. Nobody wants to mess with us, not even China. Why? We all have guns! At least, that's what the rest of the world thinks. I, for one, am happy they do.

I've heard all kinds of arguments for gun control and, though I do think gun owners should use reasonable precautions to keep their weapons out of the hands of kids and crazy ex-wives, I also believe those same gun owners are the foundation of the reason we aren't all speaking Spanish right now. You heard me, if the guns go away, the Mexicans will invade, and they'll have thirty-four million allies already here and hoarding weapons to open the way for them....not including the guestimated fourteen million more illegals currently residing here. I do a lot of traveling around the U. S. and one of the most 'disturbing trends' I've seen is the fact that a lot of illegal immigrants live very close to U. S. military installations....not one or two bases, but ALL of them. Do YOU think that's a coincidence? Do you think they breed like rabbits because they have nothing better to do? Let me clue you in on a little secret. Mexico is pissed at the U. S. for stealing two-thirds of it's territory and they want it back with interest. Given the current rate of their expansion (i. e.-breeding) they will take over anyway within thirty years without having to fire a shot. I, for one, would like to enjoy those thirty years instead of being forced to fight off an invasion brought on by goofy little chicken turds like you, Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Gun Hater. So, unless you want to start habla-ing espanol.... Sit down and shut the hell up.

NFL Draft Fiasco

So.....you're a really talented collegiate athlete and the NFL selects you to participate in it's draft: Should you be happy and grateful to be part of a group of individuals who get payed to play a game for a living? Not if you happen to be Michael 'Da Bitch' Crabtree. Poor little Michael thinks he was cheated in the draft because Al Davis decided to choose someone else for the Raiders, leaving him to be snagged by the Niners instead. What is the problem, you ask? Money, of course. .........Big pause for dramatic effect............GIMME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

Michael, man up bitch. You should be bending your ungrateful ass over backwards to thank San Francisco for choosing you. Who cares about your initial salary, other than your greedy punk ass, I mean. If you didn't have the talent you have, you sure as hell wouldn't be getting millions to do anything else. In fact, thank your higher power for granting you that talent and being spared a life of mediocrity, flipping burgers and living a drearier existence. Rejoice in the fact you are among the chosen few to NOT have to worry about this damned recession! I'm sure this will be falling on deaf ears as far as your childish ass is concerned so I'll be addressing the remainder of my rant to the people who make the NFL possible.

Gentlemen, and ladies, why the hell are you paying any of these spoiled little prima donnas a dime over $100,000 a year for their first four years? Set a salary cap on rookies to weed out the ungrateful punks from the true players; The T.O.'s from the Ngyuen's if you will. You don't need all the drama and hassle these assholes bring to the game anymore than the fans do. Instead of paying players outrageous salaries, set up a pension fund instead, so players don't end up broke and penniless in their golden years. You can use all that extra money that will be lying around to renovate the host cities of the franchises and do some serious good for the charities you support.

Of course, GM's and execs shouldn't get giant salaries either. Tell you what, hire me as the NFL Commissioner and I'll fix the whole thing in one season....and I'll do it for $100,000. If you like what I've done at the end of the year.....you can keep me on for an additional $100K per year. I'll fix all the bugs and have everyone smiling. That's a promise.