Sticks and Stones Bitches

Okay....first, let me set the record straight. I'm not a lily-liver liberal, or a stogie chompin' conservative, either. I'm what you might call a free thinking individual. In other words, I like to make my own informed decision on what is right and wrong. With that in mind, I submit tonight's raving rant....about words. It seems there are some people out there who get upset when they hear certain words uttered they find offensive. Fag, dike, spic, spook, homo, retard, jungle-bunny, chink, slope, gook, wop, dago, Pollock, towel-head, camel-jockey, dune coon, ass pirate....well, it's a REALLY long list as you can imagine, so I think I'll stop there if you don't mind. All of a sudden, all manner of formerly bad-ass people are starting to cry whenever these words make the news. Hey, all you ass-kissing politically correct butt monkeys.....
GIMME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!!

What? You don't have anything better to do with your lives? Haven't you ever heard the old nursery rhyme: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"? Sarah Palin...I'm sorry your kid is retarded, but I'm tired of hearing about how uppity your wolf killing psycho-bitch ass gets when someone else says something is F-ing Retarded. Was he talking about your kid when he made that comment? Was he referring to retarded kids at all for that matter? No. Had he said "Sarah Palin's retarded kid makes me shit my pants from laughing every time I see his kooky little mongoloid face.", then yeah, I'd say it was time to get in your chopper and go hunting for liberals. The truth is, he did NOT say that, or anything vaguely like it. So take all your crabby bullshit and shove it back up your poop chute, Legs.

I'm not picking on retarded people. I try to be respectful to the best of my ability, but sometimes people really get stupid about these things and it irritates the hell out of me. Everybody, please, give your whining a rest. It makes you look like a bunch of nit-picking bitch-boys (and girls). Let's get back to focusing on what's really important.....lynching all the CEO's and officers of all the companies who received those giant bailout checks. They need to be strung up by their toes and let people throw dog crap at them for a month while we give all their property to those poor Haitian folks. Now THAT's what I call justice.