Politcal Involvement Causes Unwinnable Wars

From the days of the Roman Empire to modern times, military leaders have known what it takes to win wars. Those same leaders also know what can quickly turn a victory into a quagmire: Politicians. Over the weekend, I tuned into so many television shows talking about the unwinnable war in Afghanistan, it made me physically sick. The latest debacle to cause the politicians to wring their hands and extol portents of doom involved a NATO air strike that hit two tanker trucks in the north of that rocky turd of a flea-bitten country. Everyone from the President on down, military commanders included, were crying about innocent civilian casualties in the incident. Innocent. Right. GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!!!

Let me set you straight on this deal. First of all, the two tankers that were destroyed were stolen fuel trucks. STOLEN! German troops called in the strike after locating the vehicles and American planes quickly took them out. The so-called 'innocent civilians' injured and blown into a billion little pieces were out there trying to steal some of that stolen fuel when everything went "BOOM". When the hell are the people of the world going to wisen up to the fact that there ARE no innocent people in Afghanistan? Do you know what grows in Afghanistan besides rocks? Opium Poppies are the cash crop of that impoverished nation. A lot of poor people are forced to tend to the fields to keep their corrupt government fat and happy. Look who's running the show! The same people who fought against the U.S. in 2001 are the people running the country! Do you think they care about their people? Hell no! Those people scrape a living by any means possible, that includes stealing whatever they can get their hands on. This time, they paid a hefty price. Now, however, their corrupt leader smell a windfall opportunity and they are milking the hell out of it.

Washington is losing this war for our military by bowing down to these ragamuffin turds every time one of them gets in the line of fire. Hell, three quarters of them tell the Taliban when soldiers are coming their way. There is only one way to achieve an objective victory in the region and that is to get the politicians noses out of the military's ass. Vietnam was a fiasco thanks to Congress....now, so is Afghanistan. They whine about costs? Hell, they never should have committed ground troops there in the first place. Old Uncle Fido knows the best way to win against an entrenched force is to bomb those sorry bastards every time they dare to stick their heads out of their caves. After awhile, they either starve to death, surrender, or worse still, get turned on by their own people and torn to pieces so the bombing will stop. Another thing I can't help noticing.....why are they not destroying all those poppy fields? Surely they know the Taliban gets funding from a vigorous drug trade, don't they? Hmmmmm......me thinks me smells a rat, here.

So, there's your solution, Washington. Pull out the ground troops, blow up EVERYTHING drug related, any buildings that look new or expensive.....that's where all the corrupt officials will be found, and end the insignificant existence of the Taliban within a year's time. Let the poor people of Afghanistan choose a future for themselves by blowing up the assholes who've held them down for so long. Who knows? Maybe they'll do a better job than our politicians seem to be doing. As for world opinion about constantly bombing the Taliban... If the world doesn't like it, tell them to kiss our red, white, and blue asses. We still carry the big stick, last time I checked.

Man With Assault Weapon Attends Obama Protest

Today, I read about an Arizona man attending a protest at an event attended by President Obama. The headlines described the event as a 'disturbing trend' and that it had a 'chilling effect' on the crowd. Really? GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!!

Man up, you liberal pussies! Those big, scary guns you're so afraid of keep your sorry asses safe and free. Do you think the U. S. would still be here, in it's present form, if not for the fact that our citizenry has, and exercises the right to keep and bear arms? I'll answer that for you..... NO!!!!! Why don't you lilly-livered cowards grow a pair and realize America is much safer with those weapons than without them? Every nation that has ever stripped it's citizens of the right to own weapons has had an agenda. Hitler took weapons from Germany's citizens and gave us the Holocaust as a result. The same thing is happening all over Africa right now. I guess what I really want to ask you is: Do YOU want someone to kick in your door in the dead of the night because they are positive you don't have any way to protect yourself? Sure, you can dial 911, but if an officer isn't close by, chances are your pompous ass won't be alive by the time they arrive.

Some of you say Great Britain and Australia have gun control laws and they're safe. Do you know why? They are our cousins. If anyone messes with them, they have to deal with us, too. Nobody wants to mess with us, not even China. Why? We all have guns! At least, that's what the rest of the world thinks. I, for one, am happy they do.

I've heard all kinds of arguments for gun control and, though I do think gun owners should use reasonable precautions to keep their weapons out of the hands of kids and crazy ex-wives, I also believe those same gun owners are the foundation of the reason we aren't all speaking Spanish right now. You heard me, if the guns go away, the Mexicans will invade, and they'll have thirty-four million allies already here and hoarding weapons to open the way for them....not including the guestimated fourteen million more illegals currently residing here. I do a lot of traveling around the U. S. and one of the most 'disturbing trends' I've seen is the fact that a lot of illegal immigrants live very close to U. S. military installations....not one or two bases, but ALL of them. Do YOU think that's a coincidence? Do you think they breed like rabbits because they have nothing better to do? Let me clue you in on a little secret. Mexico is pissed at the U. S. for stealing two-thirds of it's territory and they want it back with interest. Given the current rate of their expansion (i. e.-breeding) they will take over anyway within thirty years without having to fire a shot. I, for one, would like to enjoy those thirty years instead of being forced to fight off an invasion brought on by goofy little chicken turds like you, Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Gun Hater. So, unless you want to start habla-ing espanol.... Sit down and shut the hell up.

NFL Draft Fiasco

So.....you're a really talented collegiate athlete and the NFL selects you to participate in it's draft: Should you be happy and grateful to be part of a group of individuals who get payed to play a game for a living? Not if you happen to be Michael 'Da Bitch' Crabtree. Poor little Michael thinks he was cheated in the draft because Al Davis decided to choose someone else for the Raiders, leaving him to be snagged by the Niners instead. What is the problem, you ask? Money, of course. .........Big pause for dramatic effect............GIMME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

Michael, man up bitch. You should be bending your ungrateful ass over backwards to thank San Francisco for choosing you. Who cares about your initial salary, other than your greedy punk ass, I mean. If you didn't have the talent you have, you sure as hell wouldn't be getting millions to do anything else. In fact, thank your higher power for granting you that talent and being spared a life of mediocrity, flipping burgers and living a drearier existence. Rejoice in the fact you are among the chosen few to NOT have to worry about this damned recession! I'm sure this will be falling on deaf ears as far as your childish ass is concerned so I'll be addressing the remainder of my rant to the people who make the NFL possible.

Gentlemen, and ladies, why the hell are you paying any of these spoiled little prima donnas a dime over $100,000 a year for their first four years? Set a salary cap on rookies to weed out the ungrateful punks from the true players; The T.O.'s from the Ngyuen's if you will. You don't need all the drama and hassle these assholes bring to the game anymore than the fans do. Instead of paying players outrageous salaries, set up a pension fund instead, so players don't end up broke and penniless in their golden years. You can use all that extra money that will be lying around to renovate the host cities of the franchises and do some serious good for the charities you support.

Of course, GM's and execs shouldn't get giant salaries either. Tell you what, hire me as the NFL Commissioner and I'll fix the whole thing in one season....and I'll do it for $100,000. If you like what I've done at the end of the year.....you can keep me on for an additional $100K per year. I'll fix all the bugs and have everyone smiling. That's a promise.

The Endless Search For Work Of The Once Convicted

Okay. Given the nature of this blog, it probably won't come as a shock to many of you that I have a criminal record. I'm not a thief or drug dealer, but I do have a bit of a temper. In 2001, I hit my brother during a heated exchange and was arrested for assault. I got a year's probation and a small fine...Class A misdemeanor. In 2006, a guy in a car cut in front of the semi I was driving and slammed on his brakes. We bumped ever so slightly and the jerk sped off through a red light, but not before I got his license plate number. I called 911. It was the single biggest mistake of my life.

The guy was working an insurance scam. To make a long story less mundane and much, much shorter, I ended up getting arrested and subsequently charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. You can imagine my shock, after all, there was hardly a mark on the other guy's car. He did, however, have a lot of people show up and say they saw the whole thing that weren't there to begin with. I lost my job, was forced to take the public defender, and got royally screwed in court. I got five years deferred adjudicated probation on a Class B Felony. Welcome to Hell. It doesn't matter that the whole thing will come off my record in a little under three years....that's still three years from now. .......Gimme a freaking break already....please!

I've been out of work for close to a month now. Things are starting to get really grim. Every where I go, people are excited to talk to me right up to the point I mention the felony. I'm a big guy. I make Brock Lesnar look tiny. The second someone reads that garbage, they see me as some kind of monster. I imagine I go from looking like a giant, cuddly bear to a hockey mask wearing, chain saw toting madman pretty quick. It's very disheartening. More so, taken into account I have a decent head on my shoulders and an innate ability to pick up just about anything in just a few minutes. Quite literally, give me five minutes observing the operation of a machine or vehicle and I can operate it. Couple that with a strong electro-mechanical apptitude and I prove my worth rather handily. Did I mention there isn't a vehicle I cannot operate? Well, I suck at unicycling but, then again, I don't want to be a circus clown.

So, on I go, from rejection to rejection, not giving up, but close to losing heart. You can lose heart without losing hope. Hope is the worn, tattered rope to which fools cling tightest. When you go from making nearly eighty thousand dollars a year to being not employable by Kentucky Fried Chicken....life pretty much sucks. Oh well...there's always hope.

Just Wanted To Say Hello.....

GIMME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!! Nothing's tweaked my titties in a while, okay? Sheesh!

As A Matter Of Fact: I Did Flunk Sensitivity Training!

Call me mean spirited if you must, but I have not kept up on the goings on in the life, and death, of Michael Jackson. In fact, I'm a little ticked off about his crap polluting the internet and TV. Well, I was until I was flipping through the channels and I got my first look at his kids. HIS kids? Yup. Here it comes......GIMME A FREAKING BREAK ALREADY!!!!!!

Earth to, well....the Earth! Unless Michael Jackson injected some Clorox into his testicles....those aren't his kids. They are WHITE, and I don't mean Obama white, either, but 100% Grade A honky. I don't care how often he soaked in bleach and peroxide, his DNA should have made little partial chocolate bundles of joy. Wait! This just in.....

He never slept with the woman he was married to? Well, that certainly makes sense from his perspective. He WAS into little boys. Yeah, yeah...you can say he wasn't convicted all you want, but the jerk payed serious blood money to the victims' families to keep it out of court. Personally, I wouldn't let my kids hang around with a man that chummed about with a monkey while turning himself white. The man was just plain freaky. Just goes to show you some people are so greedy they'd sell their own children's souls to make a quick buck or two. THEY are the one's who should be put on trial. Everything about the guy screamed child molester, for Christ's sake! Would you let your kids go camping with Robert Blake? No? Then why would you trust them with someone who makes HIM look normal by comparison?

I'm not here to put down on his talent; He had loads of that. I just think he's getting his ass kicked all over hell by Elvis right now for everything else, aside from Lisa Marie even. The man transformed himself from a well respected black man into a cartoon caricature of a white meth- addicted hippie. Eccentric is too tame a word for what he became. Loon is more appropriate where Mr. Jackson is concerned. I just feel sorry for those poor kids. They will grow up with real identity crisis issues if left in the care of that particular family. They should be remanded to their biological parent. That won't happen, of course. You know what they say...money talks and justice walks.

President Ahmadinejad's Blog Address

Here is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's blog addy. www.ahmadinejad.ir/ Use it to express your opinion of the despicable acts he and his evil clerics have unleashed upon the Iranian people or, as I just did, challenge them eloquently to a smack down. The people of the world have born witness to their great evil. Perhaps, if enough people write to him, he will renounce his evil ways. One can only hope. ..........I still want to kick his evil Ray Stevens' Clone's ass, though!